06-03-2010, 08:38 AM
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Just throwing it out there.
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06-03-2010, 09:08 AM
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When i finally met her, I would do things to her I wouldn't do to a farm animal.
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06-03-2010, 11:43 AM
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It's going to be more like this:
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06-03-2010, 12:13 PM
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No, it will be worse... and then the worse case scenario will happen.. and then you will die.
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06-03-2010, 12:19 PM
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Well actually this was awesome.
Dunno how your first time will be though.
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06-03-2010, 04:00 PM
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Most of shane's porn is fake but I think actually that guy is a real virgin.
He's so ugly and geeky, it's pretty rare even in the pick up community.
Lol the way he was fingering her has got to hurt
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06-03-2010, 05:05 PM
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I was surprised that he sucked on her toes, I would not expect that from a shy virgin on camera.
Those typical pornstar looking girl are a great turn off for me, but that girl her has such a slutty vibe... and she does not look that wasted yet... I would pound her like a Wiener Schnitzel man...
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06-03-2010, 05:11 PM
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Yeah he really has to be a virgin, you can't fake fingering someone that weird with that nervous facia expression
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06-03-2010, 05:13 PM
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why didn't he want to cum in her mouth? what an idiot
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06-03-2010, 05:16 PM
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Haha, this got me laughing.
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06-03-2010, 06:15 PM
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she's ridiculously docile
she should slap him for fingering like that
I think most of shane vids are fake, when she pretends to ambush college students
when you think about it they all had to get the std test weeks in advance
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06-03-2010, 06:58 PM
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Sex is normal. Your first time is going to blow your mind when you realize sex is not as great as you think. I know your thinking, "Yeah yeah Monstar is a fat girl who trolls" but trust me. Sex is normal.
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06-03-2010, 07:21 PM
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BEST MINDFUCK YET FROM YOU MONSTAR!!
Thank you for all the lulz and have a good weekend
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06-04-2010, 01:13 AM
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Well that was awkward as fuck...
lucky Jimmy Kimmel lookin basterd, he got to fuck a pornstar for his first time, doubt that was fake, I bet that guy actually emailed them 1000s of times and begged.
My hats off to that pornstar though, she was being very sweet to that guy...even if she didnt mean it.
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06-04-2010, 02:11 AM
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Yes, chinpoko, it will be awkward and weird and you will totaly suck (metaphorically). But it won't be with a pornstar.
-Tao, who should'nt really post here
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06-04-2010, 02:14 AM
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According to the Fuck Ladder Theory this dude is going to fuck HB10s for the rest of his life. Well done!
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